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The Wonderful World of My Little Dibbykins Part 2

Dibbykins is Back!


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The Kitchen: Dib, Violet, Jade, Beck, Cat.[]

Dib: *Looking at oven* I don't think we can save this cake...

Violet: *Also looking in the oven* You're right, I didn't put enough eggwhites in it...

Jade: *Just randomly comes in throught the window* Hey there Dibbykins!

Dib: How many times do I have to say don't call me Dibbykins!

Jade: Zim's in the hospital, he had an allergic reaction, and his tongue is 3 times larger than it should be. He tried to tell me, but all that came out was 'blblblbaablakblakdlbbla'

Dib: And that makes you think you can just come in through my window and call me 'Dibbykins' why?

Jade: Awe, but it's my little nickname for you!

Dib: But I don't like it...If you were going to give me a nickname, couldn't you give me one that I liked, and agreed on first?

Jade: Nah, I want to call you Dibbykins.

Dib: *facepalm* You really aren't getting it...

CAT: *Comes in the window* HEY THERE! WAHEEHAHA!

Beck: *was apparently at Dib's house for no apparent reason* Why you talkin' to my lady Dib? She ain't yours! She's mine! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Dib: You can have her! I don't want her.

Beck: Oh, so she's ugly?

Dib: I never said--

Beck: So you want to do stuff with her?

Dib: No I mean--

Beck: You want to kill her in a gasoline fire?

Dib: No I'm trying to--

Beck: You want to hit her with a rake?

Dib: NO GLOB GAMMIT! YOU CAN HAVE HER! SHE'S PERFECT FOR YOU, YOU PUNKBUTT!

Beck: You're darned right me and Jade are!

Dib: *groans in frustration, then facepalms* You two are idiots...

Beck: No we aren't, would an idiot name their kids Cheesepuff and Applesauce?

Dib: Yes, yes they would.

  • The timer dings*

Violet: *Pulls the cake out of the oven* It's lopsided and burnt....

Dib: *falls on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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