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Dibbykins!

*May contain stuff from some unaired IZ episodes


[Shows title card]

Jade: *runs up to Dib* Hey Dibbykins!

Dib: Don't call me that!

Jade: Awes, why not? Pwease?

Dib: Don't be cutesy with me Jade, I'm not in love with you! I love Violet!

Jade: That smelly faced witch? Ugh! JADE WILL DESTROY HER AND ANY HYOOMAN PIG-SMELLIES WHO TRY TO COME BETWEEN JAADE AND DIB! I WILL GET YOU TOO FALL FOR ME DIB MEMBRANE! I SWEAR ON MY SQUEEDLY-SPOOTCH!

Dib: *weirded out* Oh-kay...

Violet: *comes over to Violet* Hey Dib

Jade: Ugh! Stay out of this you smelly pig face!

Violet: Uh-uh sistah! You did not just call me a pig face!

Jade: JAADE THINKS SHE DID!

Violet: Well Jade just bought herself a beating!

Jade: Did I get a good deal on it?

Violet: Don't you say another word Irken scum!

Jade: *gets in Violet's face* Word!

Violet: That is it! *starts pulling Jade's fake hair*

Jade: That doesn't hurt me!

Violet: *Punches Jade really hard*

Jade: Ouch! QUIT IT! DIB IS MINE!

Violet: NO HE IS NOT! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Dib: It's true, we've been dating for a really long time, for two years and three months.

Jade: But Dibbykins! Don't you love me?

Dib: No, I don't.

Jade: Fine! But I swear Dib Membrane, you will love me! YOU WILL!

Zim: NO SISTER OF ZIIM'S IS GOING TO LOVE A BIG HEADED LOSER LIKE DIB! I'm not sure why Violet likes him, cause I want Violet

Dib: MY HEAD IS NOT BIG! AND STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRLFRIEND! *starts fighting Zim*

Zim: *getting beaten up by Dib* STOP! IT HURTS! AGGGGH!

Gaz: *In the Distance* WHINER!

Dib: *stops beating up Zim* Fine, I'll stop. You Jerk.

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