The gang was sitting at their table in the cafeteria when Lia put a machine on the table.
Violet: What the heck is that?
Lia: Watch this!
Lia pushes a button and the machine starts spewing fake snow.
Violet: You got snow on my sandwich!
Lia: Don't eat it! It's poisonous! You'll bleed internally!
Violet: So why exactly do you have a machine that poisons people's food?
Lia: I got if from the uselss stuff catalog I found in my mail box a few weeks ago! [Holds up the catalog]
Gaz: So that gives you the right to poison my pizza?
Lia: It's all in good fun!
Gaz: I'm about to knock the fun right out of your pink haired freakiness!
Lia: Aww! Thanks! You're so sweet!
Gaz: [Eye twitches]
Violet: You know, you don't have to be mean Gaz.
Gaz: And YOU don't have to be dating my dorky brother.
Violet: He's not dorky, and I LOVE him.
Gaz: [Rolls eyes] Idiot.
Zim: [Comes into the cafeteria and plops into a chair] I'm so frustrated!
Gaz: Did you finally get dumped by your imaginary girlfriend?
Zim: No...Well yes, but this is a different problem.
Violet: Okay, so what's your problem?
Zim: I got an assignment to write a blog!
Violet: Not seeing the problem...
Zim: I don't know what to write about, do you guys have any ideas?
Gaz: Look! It's that guy over there!
Taylor: Hey guy!
Dib: Yeah! Wait up guy!
Lia: Don't leave guy!
Everyone leaves the table except Violet, Zim, and Gaz.
Gaz: [Gets up] There is no guy. [Walks off]
Zim: Violet? Do you have any ideas?
Violet: How about the student's lives?
Zim: That could work.
The Next Day in the Computer Lab
Zim walked in dragging Phlek with him.
Phlek: Why are you dragging me here?
Zim: I need you to watch this interview with Jake that I did!
Phlek: [Groans] Seriously?
Zim: Yes seriously! Now watch!
Zim: [Off screen] Soooo....Your name is?
Jake: Jacob Johnson jr., but you can call me Jake!
Zim: Johnson, eh? Any chance your related to that hot chick Violet Johnson?
Jake: She's my sister.
Zim: Okay, is there any chance that Violet will ever like me?
Zim: Are you sure?
Jake: Yep. She's in love with that big headed kid, Gib, or something like that.....
Dib: [Off screen] My head's not big! And my name is Dib! Not Gib!
[In the Real World]
Phlek: Hey, check it out, in the background Violet's squeezing a pimple!
Zim: That's mean Phlek.
Phlek: I get it from my girlfriend, she rubbed it off onto me.
Zim: Plus you're supposed to be watching Jake.
Phlek:: But Violet squeezing her pimple is funnier! Post it! Post it!
Zim: Ugh, fine, if you'll shut up! [Posts the Video]
The Next Day in the Skool Corridors
Zim was walking through skool, and people were acknowledging him.
Tork: Funny blog
Poonchy: Cool stuff on the 'net
Zita: You're hot.
Zim: Really? You guys liked my pimple post?
Zita: You're hot.
Zim: It was a hit!
Violet: [Enraged] ZIM!
Phlek: You're about to get hit!
Violet: [Stomps over] ZIM!
Zim: [Nervously] Hey Violet! How's it goin'? You look, hot, and angry, and hot today! Did I mention you look hot today?
Phlek: Hey Vi, still see you're rocking that chin zit.
Violet: [Holds up fist]
Phlek: You hit me, I'll sue!
Violet: Zim, I said what's going on in students personal lives, NOT what grows on MY FACE!
Zim: Sorry Violet, I won't do it again.
Three Hours Later in the Auditorium, with the Gang
Zim: [In a video on the computer] Zimarazzi! Your only source into the lives of the Skool students! Zimarazzi! Starring Zim Zillinski! Is Violet's pimple shrinking or GROWING? Does Taylor have a mustard problem? Is it splitsville for Dib and Violet?
Violet: What? Me and Dib aren't splitting up!
Violet: [raises eyebrow at Dib]
Gaz: I'm gonna teach that creep a lesson!
Violet: We all are! Are you coming Lia?
Lia: Oh my glob! A litterbox that plays classical music!
The gang leaves without Lia.
In the 'Zimarrazzi' Studio
Dude: Hey, we have a new clip of Lia recieving another order from useless crap!
Dude: Yeah [Plays the clip on the TV]
Lia: [On screen] Wait there's supposed to be two packages! [Notice the papparazzi] Who are you with?
Lia: Grrrrarrrgh! [Stomps off]
Zim: [In the real world] I'm saying this now, that that's probably not her real hair color!
Dude: Funny stuff Zim!
The gang bursts in.
Violet: Quit reporting our personal lives!
Dib: [Grabs Violet] It was worth a try.
The gang leaves.
At Violet's House
Violet was on her computer, when she got a phone call.
Violet: [Answers phone] Who are you, and why isn't your nuber blocked? Gaz? What? How is that my fault? I'll check it out! [Hangs up, and clicks on the video]
Zim: [On screen] Zimarazzi! Starring Zim Zillinski!
Zim: Wait, you got what?
Dude: Phlek and Gaz in the front seat of Phlek's car and, you gotta see this!
Phlek: [On the TV screen] C'mon, this will be fun!
Gaz: [Also on the TV screen] No, I didn't shower this morning, and I had tuna fish for lunch!
Phlek: Wait...Why is there a guy in the back seat?
Gaz: There is a guy in the back seat! Get out of this car! Go! Shoo!
Violet: [In real world, rolls eyes]
Mariah (Violet's mom): Why the long face?
Violet: It's this guy, Zim.
Mariah: Green skin, man-dress, creepy stalker crush?
Violet: Yeah, he keeps posting personal videos of me and my friends, and we're annoyed.
Mariah: Get revenge.
Mariah: Revenge. He deserves it.
The Next Day in the Skool Corridors....Again....
Violet: Where are they?
Gaz: It takes time to get here from the locker room!
Violet: They're coming!
Dib: [Runs in with Taylor] We got his clothes!
Zim: [Runs in, in only a towel] Give me my clothes back!
Zim: Are you filming this?
Gaz: Yes, dance for us Zimmy!
Violet: Cause you keep reporting our personal lives!
Zim: Yes, cause it's funny!
Violet: Well, we won't put this on the internet if you cancel Zimarazzi!
Violet: Then I'll just zoom in here and--
Zim: Fine! I'll cancel it!
Violet: Thank you!
Dib: Yeah! [Pulls Violet into a victory kiss]
Zim: [Looks annoyed] Hmmph!
Stay tuned for the next episode! Miya Parker 23:56, May 16, 2012 (UTC)